Episode 5: Idol hands are the Devil's tools

me: tries to get an idol while everyone is asleep

the entire mod team: WOKE

lol

but nobody is going to catch me because i have swag

1. The main factor in my vote is this-- how can I save both of my idols and still hide the fact that I have them? If a Valor goes, that would be amazing, and given how Victini, Uxie, and Lugia are all fighting with each other, that might just happen. Nobody has realized that I actually have a second idol yet, let alone a first one, with the exception of Poipole, whom I fully trust. My vote is more than flexible.

2. Keeping the team strong is more important, mostly because I hate Valor equally, with the exception of Lugia. Plus, it's in their best interests to keep me around, based on the challenge. Sure, I may have lost, but I didn't lose it for us-- that is, I wasn't the reason we didn't come away with a victory. It was literally random chance that we lost, and with 3650 on the board on that moment, I literally would have won if it was anything but something that caused me to lose a turn, just by guessing 'R'.

3. My overwhelming charisma and ability to tailor my game to each person's needs. I'm an expert at keeping track of my lies and forming close pairs with people, so I think that with my help, this tribe can be kept in complete working order. I can't exactly be open about this, but I digress.

4. I have two idols. Do you really think I need to scramble? If I smell trouble, I'll use one.

5. Most likely Lugia, and Lugia again. It's best for keeping the tribe strong.