18-Jirachi
I thought you could be a pal
But things just were not swell
You kept on rhyming
Very bad timing
And keeping you was just a bad idea. You were still pretty cool though, just next time, put the effort into real PM's and not poems.
17-Solgaleo
Sol I am so, so sorry ;-; I drank all the Meltanade and bought that nonsense about you being some cackling evil mastermind. You deserved better man, if there's one thing I could change it would be saving you and killing Meltan. I still laugh about that Sonic comic, lol. (but it's been turned into a coin!)
16-Buzzwole
Hey, I didn't know you but I heard you had no social game and were obsessed with challenges, so you're like a real Buzzwole. Cool!
15-Mewtwo
I think under ever so slightly different circumstances you could be an endgamer right now, but you didn't treat your allies right and got a bit too cocky. You dying is possibly the biggest turning point of my game, but do give this another go!
14-Lugia
I heard you sent Poipole a PM with nothing but an emoji so that's kinda funny.
13-Articuno
Artiiii you were super robbed dude. I never got to get that drunk PM
. I blame Meltan for being an uber dummy. You were great and one of my favorite people on Mystic, I remember our football talk fondly. hope you're in that spec chat getting drunk off your ass and cheering us all on!
13-Victini
Dunno you either, but sounds like your social game needed a little oiling. Some people seemed to like you though!
11-Volcanion
Volc, Volc, Volc. Not gonna lie, I complained about you a lot, but there were points I was kind of fond of you. You're lucky we run out after that Instinct Tribal, or else you would never have made jury! My last PM from you was you baaing like a sheep which was quite the mixture of anger and laughter.
10-Mesprit
Mes I owe so much to you girl. I would literally be dead long, long ago if you hadn't made that decision to flip and help me and Hoopa out. We didn't get to talk as much as I would've liked to, because you were genuinely fun and cool, but real life issues get in the way again! I hope things have turned around in your life, you having to quit made me a sad veggie cause you seemed super happy to be playing this game.
9-Uxie
Uxie! I loved you a lot but then Meltan got in your head and we stopped talking and then we killed you. If we hadn't got that blindside through you could've been a serious contender for Sole Survivor, so do play again. Godot is still the coolest and I promise I'll play that game you recommended one day!
8-Cobalion
HERE LIES THE GREAT, INVINCIBLE, UNTOUCHABLE KING OF THE POKEMON. THOUGH HE HATH BEEN SLAIN, HE WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED FOR HIS KINDNESS AND UNWAVERING BRAVERY. You fucking rocked, dude. You made the serious game talk fun. I was super sad when you went but I probably would lose horribly if you made it any farther, so eh. I can only imagine what you and Meltan have said to each other in Ponderosa over there, lol. You were a great ally to have, and you teachings have led me to be a great royal Pokemon myself
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7-Meltan
YOU. You made this game pure HELL for rounds upon rounds, but I find it hard to hate you or even dislike you because you were just TOO DAMN LOVABLE. Those drawings were the most cutest thing in this game by a long shot, and even without them you were a charming guy. But all those times you ignored me, targeted me, tried to target all my friends, tricked the entire Valor tribe into following you, tricked Mystic 2 into killing Art, tricked Mystic 1 into killing Sol...You were a SHADY HEX NUT. You had to go for this game to really move on and breathe.
6-Poipole
YO POI POI! You were SO FUN to talk to, like holy shit it was always a treat to get a PM from you, because I knew it would be a laid back and easygoing time, especially during some of the rougher tribals. No matter what we were talking about it was always a treat, be it drawing terrible pictures for each other or discussing the pure deliciousness of a cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper from Burger King. You were just too damn likable for your own good, you could've beat anybody in this game. Seriously, it took an idol to get you out, that just shows how good you really are.
5-Hoopa
And here we come to Hoops, my number 1 ally and possibly my best friend I've ever had in an LSG. It's a little hard to put it into words, but I loved you from day 1 all the way to the few hours ago when you left. I am really lucky to have gotten to experience the whole thing with you, from the Colecovison to Tanglea to the epic Mewtwo blindside to FUCKING MELTANADE to the wonderful fluff and everything in between. I think every single one of our 403 PM's was a wall but I didn't waste a single second writing any of them. Voting you out was the hardest decision I had to make all game, but I had to do it for the chance to win, because you would absolutely, 100% win the entire jury over. You are just that great. I will do my damn best to win this game for you, for Mes, for Poi, for Cob, for Art, for Sol, hell, even for Meltan, Jirachi, Mewtwo and Volc. Everybody you and I loved and hated made this possible.
And finally, a note to my fellow final 4 members. Deo, you're great, you deserve to be here 100%. Keeping you over Jirachi was a great decision, you've been a delight. Regi, you're fucking insane dude, but you're also hilarious and I love having you around even if you're screwing me over. Lele, you're a great bestest friend and it's awesome trading jokes with you.
And me, the little vegetable that could. Let's see if we can win this thing!